Stoner Job Post# 87654
WANTED NURSING HOME ORDERLY
Requirements: GED, Convict school equivalency certificate or be a class 3 registered sex offender. Must be handy with a switchblade, in any case you have to put an old bitch in her place for back sassing you.
Benefits: All the free antiques and meds you can muster. We kindly ask to drug them first, because they rarely sleep. If interested, please show up to any nursing home near you. We have a community come as you are policy. Being on parole is no problem! We even do prison work releases!
This is an equal BYOB workplace environment, we turn a high eyebrow to those who help themselves to the private cooler.