Stoner Rule #54921

Never mistakenly watch the news during a hot makeout session.  There’s nothing more annoying than the  angry voice of a news anchor announcing the accidental death of a 3yr old hit by its own Mother to send your uterus and all neighboring penises into state of WTF?!  Allitereation of the A’s is strictly coincidental.

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About Stoner Kola

I'm your typical chubby-chaser-hottie. I'm also a thrower. I throw rocks at cars, occasionally people. I'm growing up to be a satirical comedy writer, but I think I'll just end up an asshole like the rest of these jerks. I love food! My dream threesome would be me, red velvet cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory and a lemon cupcake from Sprinkles. Bring that and I can easily be taken advantage of. My best friends (I call them my better halves) are gay. They are the best. Bring a troth a sexy men and it's a partaaaaay!

Posted on September 15, 2011, in Coital Rights, Peen Commandments, Peenist Rights, Stoner Rules. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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